Oos man
Zoo man

“If I were an anteater, I'd licky lick you even deeper”

HEHEHE ELOEOLEOLE slorpitty slorpitty slorp

“If I were a monkey, I'd evolve for you”

Since the earliest memories ko of our relationship talaga one thing that's constant is how I've always strived to better myself para sayo! All my academic success which is I suppose yung career success ko has always been heavily influenced by my desire to be better for my baby (yuman) So ooh ooh ahh ahh (alabyu amishu in monke)

“If we were chickens, I'd always thrip for you”

kasi my love for you is TO THE MAX'S HEHEHEH

“If I were a lion, you'd be the reason I roar”

Thank you for being the source of my strenght baby ko! You're the reason why I get the strenght to fight the challenges I face day to day PLUS ALSO THE SICKNESSES since yun lagi kong nilalabanan these days our calls have a very strong effect talaga on making me feel much much better

“If we were elephants, I'd use my trunk to sniff sniff you everywhere!”

Yung iconic sa elephants is na super ganda ng memory nila, so di mo na need ising yung song ni Calum kasi I will never forget how much love na love kita so super duper much!!! There's so many other stuff for elephants HAHAHA like how much like elephants, sure na sure ako na super cute man ng magiging kids natin hehehe tapos tapos I'd want the bigger ears man kasi it means I can listen to your stories much much better man kasi I love your voice love na love kita so super duper much!!!

“If I were a hippo, would you please let me put it in my mouth?”

HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHA THESE IDEAS I GET PARA SA ANIMALS ARE 50-50 PASENSYA NA HAHAHAHHAHAH

“If we were foxes, I'd always want to listen to what you had to say”

THE VICTORIA'S SECRET OFF THE FOOOXXXX ANCIEENT MYYSTEERYYY

“If I were a raccoon, I'd risk my life to get picnic food instead of the trash for you”

Call me Rocket the way I'll be zoomin' to get my baby her foodies kasi love na love kita so super duper much and I'll always be your GUARDIAN

“If we were tarsiers, I'd LOVE it if i-flash mo ako”

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH thank you so super duper much for always doing so mabebe love na love kita so super duepr much!!!

“If I were a rat, di ako sa hat mo magtatago HEHEHHEE”

Pero I'd always cook for you mabebe kasi super duper sarap mo and deserve mo rin man ng masarap hehehe if nasa cieling mo ako papasok na please HAHHAHAHAHHA

“If we were penguins, I'd give you all my pebbles”

Something I'm really excited for talaga is for when I get to pick out our wedding ring na HAHAHAH tbh I don't know anything yet about the cuts and all of that basta sure man ako na it'll be such a nice accessory to have and lagi ko man ilolook at always (only if hindi ka available for me to look at of course hehehe LOVE NA LOVE KITA SO SUPER DUPER MUCH)

“If we were sea horses, I'd let you impregnate me”

LOOK AT THIS PIC OH SO OOSMAN WITH THE FOREHEAD KISS PA HAHAHAHHA need mo na akong buntisin irl me thinks fr fr

“If we were clown fish, I'd beat a Barracuda for you”

Okay so diba there's this Sea cucumber, then he goes up to this very pretty Mollusk, oh well, sea cucumbers can't swim. Okay okay let me try again so diba may sea cucumber, in love na in love sya with yung mollusk. Put two and two together, oosman ang dalawang yun HAHAHAHHA

“If you were a worm, SYEMPRE LUHOOB MAN”

While of course alam kong it's in your best interest to become human again, I will try my best talaga to figure out how to bring you back, pero syempre worst case, maging wormy na rin ako and we'll just

“If we were lemurs, I'd always be moving moving it to you”

I like move move it, she like to move it move it. You like to? MOVE IT

“If we were birds, I'd dancy-dance for you”

I guess let's hope nalang din na di ako wood pecker sa next life kasi expect na I'll always be kissing and giving you all the pecks!!!

“If we were bears, I'd give you ALL THE BEAR HUGS”

If ako lang ang bear saating dalawa ikaw talaga ang lagi kong hahanapin kasi you're my honey hehehe

“If we were spiders, I'd let you eat my head hehehe”

I LEGIT COULD NOT FIND ANY CUTE SPIDER COUPLE PHOTOS HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH

“If we were bees, you'd bee my Queen”

And you'd beest beelieve na I'd bee like buzz light year the way I bee loving you to infinibee and beeyond!

“If we were Tortoises, then we'd always be FIRST”

Slow and steady ang dalawang baby

“If we were rabbits, I'd hump you everyday”

Who am I kidding? even if humans dapat zootogetherness man para magawa ko to everyday PUUHLEEZ HAHAHAHHA ALABYU SO SUEPR DUEPR MUCH MABEBE pero aside from that syempre I just know na di lang feet mo, ikaw talaga ang nagdadala saakin ng good fortune so much!!!

“If we were kittykets, I'd spend all my 9 lives with you”

And di man ako maging picky with the food as long as ikaw ang lagi kong ililickylick before and after heheheh ALABYU

“If we were dugidugs, I'd sniffitysniff your booty everyday”

Red ang nose ko as a human, pero if dugidug me thinks brown na hehehe kasi ikaw man ang NAIS I SNIFFITY SNIFF!!! AMISHU plus also lickylick hehehe alabyu