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Maythematics

May 2026

∀ day ∈ May : I love you
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§ 1 — Definitions
Let U = you, me = me, ❤ = oosman

Ola mabebe,

GRABE I WAS SO STRESSED HAHAHAHAHHA so I completed this love letter anoh but then gagi before I was able to push the changes, for some reason na di ko maintindihan, nadelete yung entire file!!!

Buti nalang claude had a backup, pero it was only able to salvage the bits ng file na I had it read like yung may logical/moving parts HAHAHAHAH so the messages are lost. So I forgot na what I put dito sa intro which is unfortunate

Definition
∀ = For every
∀ Breathe I take without you, amishu
Definition
∈ = Of
∈ all the people in the world, I'm the luckiest man so much cuz I have you

Anyways, Today's month is Maythematics it's a callback to how some of our earliest interactions have been us discussing math HAHAHAHHA don't worry wala namang mahirap dito. Pero do expect a quiz later hihihi

§ 2 — Counting
X

where X is the number of times I've kissed you

§ 3 — Percentages
Today
Known you
61%
Liked you
40%
Loved you
22%
See projections →
Today
Known you
61%
Liked you
40%
Loved you
22%
Age 25
Known you
61%
Liked you
41%
Loved you
23%
Age 30
Known you
68%
Liked you
51%
Loved you
36%
Age 40
Known you
76%
Liked you
63%
Loved you
52%
Age 50
Known you
81%
Liked you
70%
Loved you
62%
Age 60
Known you
84%
Liked you
75%
Loved you
68%
§ 4 — Graphs
Happiness
happiness
time together

Need man ang more time spent together kasi you make me so super duper happy my baby!!!

Cortisol Levels
cortisol
distance from you

The further you are, the more stressed I get. BASIC MATH LANG! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Zootogetherness
zootogetherness
time

Eto ang nais: maximum level ng zootogetherness kasi AMISHU

Our Paths Through Life
where we were
time

Ang need ko man is na we stop being 2 intertwining sine graphs and start being converging lines that converge and never part kasi aneedu!!

§ 5 — Quiz time!

How much do I love you?

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§ 6 — Me + You = Foreverness
∴ I love you now, always, and ∀ second ∈ today till the end of time

Ola mabebe,

HAHAHHAHA hope you enjoyed this month's letter as much as I enjoyed making it. Grabe nag gogrow talaga so much ang AKING YEARNING FOR YOU whenever I make these messages HAHAH super duper proud ako sayo for finishing april mabebe and goodluck sa atin this May!

MAY we append X a whole lot more this month ∈ may kasi aniju, amishu, and need man kitang ikisskiss and ihughug and i loeloeloeol

Forever and always yours,

Chichibear ❤️

May 2026 — Maythematics Edition